1. Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso: A dog that folds up for easy transport.
2. Spits + Chow Chow = Spits Chow: A dog that throws up a lot.
3. Newfoundland + Basset hound = Newfound Asset Hound: a dog for financial advisors.
4. Great Pyreness + Dachshund = Pyradachs: a puzzling breed.
5. Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Peekaso: an abstract dog.
6. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever: the choice of research scientists.
7. Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull: not a good dog.
8. Bloodhound + Labrador =Blabador: a dog that barks incessantly.
9. Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point: A dog that... oh well it doesn't really matter.
10. Collie + Malamute = Commute: a dog that travels to work.
11. Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere: a dog that is true to the end.
12. Finally, Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter: the traditional Christmas Pet.